HELLO! HELLO! HELLO! Thanks for visiting our online home. We just want to tell you a few things about ourselves and the site before you start shopping.

WHAT IS HELFINO? It's an aging Gen-X gearhead's idea of a "lifestyle brand" — celebrating classic cars and trucks and bikes going fast and having fun in old school-flavored images, all printed using the latest high-tech processes onto durable, high-quality wares. We favor colorful designs and vintage vibes and hope you do, too. (And even if you don't, well, we have lots of other collections for you to browse too!)

Whatever you may choose, should someone ask where you got that cool t-shirt, you can confidently reply, "HELL 'F I KNOW!"

WHAT IS A COMFOR-T? The majority of our t-shirt offerings are printed on Bella+Canvas 3001 blanks. These are PREMIUM tees — super soft, lightweight, durable, print-friendly and made from B+C's proprietary Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton. (Heather and ash colors include some polyester in their blends.) These shirts are also tailored for a slightly trimmer fit, so bear in mind you may wish to order up a size if you prefer your tees a little less snug around the middle. Our other shirts generally feature a more traditional cut.

WHAT'S WITH THESE THUMBNAILS? Due to computer code mumbo jumbo, some designs may appear slightly larger or smaller in the mockup thumbnail images on this site than on the actual real-world items. We assure you we have them scaled and placed where we want them!

WHAT'S THE LORE ON SHOPPING HERE? Our service is print-on-demand, which means we do not have vast warehouses stacked to the ceiling with unsold merchandise. The items you order are created only AFTER you order. This reduces the waste associated with unsold product and ensures you will get the size and color you want every time. (Not to mention it means you might be the only person on Earth to have the item in question in that specific size and color...exclusive!)

Bear in mind that this may mean slightly slower fulfillment, depending on the backlog of orders ahead of yours, but delivery times are generally within 10-12 business days of placing your order. Our printing service has numerous facilities in the US and abroad, and your items will be created at the one nearest you, saving fuel, and will be delivered with a minimum of packaging, further reducing waste.

WHAT'S YOUR BIG IDEA? If you have a good idea for a design, feel free to contact us on our HOLLER page to let us know. If we use your idea, you will get the first item printed with it free!

THANKS SO MUCH FOR VISITING! KEEP YOUR SUNNY SIDE UP!

With best regards always,
HELFINO NEWKIRK IV